Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).
Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!
by Lobster Bisque March 07, 2015
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hot coffee

The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.
GTA:SA was banned in Australia because of Hot Coffee.
by Blake Baldwin July 30, 2005
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cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty
didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee
by oneonone May 10, 2013
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coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence
Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.
by lawndart86 December 11, 2011
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Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.
Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...
by Earwig July 24, 2008
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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
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coffee brandy

Allen's Coffee Brandy has been called both "the champagne of Maine" and "an epidemic."
At last tally, the best-selling bottle of hard liquor in the state of Maine was the roughly half-gallon container of Allen's Coffee Flavored Brandy. The No. 2 seller was . . . the liter-size bottle of Allen's Coffee Brandy.
by banjax October 25, 2013
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