Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).
Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!
by Lobster Bisque March 07, 2015
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hot coffee

The codename for a hidden sex scene in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas brought out by a downloadable patch. With this patch, when entering a girlfriends house for coffee, the scene shows explicit pornographic material involving the main character and his girlfriend.
GTA:SA was banned in Australia because of Hot Coffee.
by Blake Baldwin July 30, 2005
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cold coffee

any dark cola poured in a coffee cup when all the regular glasses are dirty
didn't you wash dishes? guess I'll drink cold coffee
by oneonone May 10, 2013
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coffee nap

a nap induced by the consumption of copious amounts of coffee, typically the result of either incredibly high caffeine tolerance or exhaustion from such overinduldence
Man, I just slammed a french press and I'm totally wiped; time for a coffee nap.
by lawndart86 December 11, 2011
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Coffee Nazi

Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.
Bitch was all coffee nazi, telling me I'm to stupid to spell and I need grammar lessons.
by DanOgram June 03, 2018
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Coffee Project

A Job that requires unhealthy amounts of coffee to complete.
Guy: Did you finish the entire book in one night!?

Guy2: Yea it was a real coffee project...
by Earwig July 24, 2008
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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
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