clapper

My dad's Fairmont

It's a clapper

by tractorfix December 6, 2003

clamped

Same as Shammers, "unlucky mate"

If you understand shammers, you understand clamped

by shnozwanger June 14, 2005

chapped

dry skin

sometimes happens during sex to your penis

by Phil Cassidy March 26, 2004

capped

The term capped was invented in a town called luton. The reason being that is the main entertainment as well as cause of death.

Nobby: (in hospital bed)I am from Luton, I love being shot lucky us we have an NHS which I dont even pay tax. BeEeEeEeP

Doctor: Time of death..... I dunno I not rocket scientist init

Spectators: Looks like a cappin' to me

Non Lutonian: No shit sherlock

Gunner: Someone else gonna get capped

by Shoot me baby October 10, 2005

Clappery

the amount of applause you get, measured per clap on a scale of minor clappage up to extreme clappage.

Hot damn! That singer lady sure got a barrel fulla clappery!

by Merry Gerald March 9, 2009

Clopped

1.The Sexual act of ejaculating onto a womans eye and thus causing a slight stinging pain in her eyeball, resembling a cyclops which from it gets its name.

2. Also an adjective for just about any situation.

Bro 1: dude last night i totally clopped that chick last night
Bro 2: Shit man thats awesome

by Brohemoth June 24, 2010

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007