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Jesus Christ

by big_nae_nae August 11, 2023
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Christ's liver

When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.
Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!
by warframe player July 6, 2022
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Jesus Christ

This is the first part(same guy like before)

1) We are certain that there is a God who created the universe. This is true, because according to the principle of the conservation of energy(an actual physics principle that has proven to be true), that energy can neither be created nor destroyed(found in Wikipedia), which means that the universe would have no chance of existing to begin with, if someone smart enough, who is above all things and above all physical laws that transcend the universe, didn’t create universe itself. Also another reason why god exists, is because of the biological principle of inheritance, which states that the ascendant will inherit characteristics from his creator. Effectively, if we know there must be a creator of the universe because of the principle of the conservation of energy and that creator must be similar to its creation. So, if the universe is infinite, then the creator must be too; and if the universe has incredible powers in it(black holes, gamma ray bursts), then the creator must also be all powerful.

You know what we just did? We just described God. So there you have it, that’s why God exists.
Wow man Jesus Christ is so cool
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Whoopsy Christ

A stronger form of Whoopsy daisy: an exclamation expressing surprise at a somewhat larger than minor accident.
Whoopsy Christ! I didn't mean to hit that pedestrian. Is everyone in the car OK?
by Clown's ASSistant April 3, 2011
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jizzus christ

its when you're jacking off and about to cum then you see jesus on the wall so you end up edging yourself
by sexypogger November 1, 2020
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Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream
I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.
by Goodchild May 14, 2015
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anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence
all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology
by Gambino6 July 14, 2023
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