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Oprah Calls That Empowerment

When someone does something, like an physical or verbal exchange to get back at the person that is pissing them off.
Person: Today, I finally told this bitch to shove it up her ass after she's been harassing me in front of my friends for weeks.

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by Paula California July 5, 2014
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Wine Cellar

What you don't want a walrus to get into. They become Drunk.
NO, WHY DID YOU LET THAT WALRUS IN THAT WINE CELLAR?!?!?! ITS A Drunk Walrus NOW! >:(
by CharjabugGD March 8, 2017
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Mary Celeste

To leave the helm of the boat while it is still driving or in motion to urinate off of the stern. Much like the Mary Celeste of lore no one is left to captain the boat.
After putting back a six pack on the lake, I had to pull a Mary Celeste before I could make it to a bathroom.
by Cat Dog Horse August 7, 2020
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Sleeper cell

A girl or boy who was very unattractive in high school and has otherwise become unbelievably hot in college or beyond.
Oh my gosh Josh is such a sleeper cell! He was never even remotely cute in high school.. Now look at that!
by Red1920 July 24, 2014
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celeste

a girl who smells like fish and has really greasy hair. she thinks every one likes her but everyone truly HATES her. she thinks shes cool but sucks at everything.
" Haha that girl is such a celeste "
by ohmygoddude October 9, 2011
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Joe Cell

An alternative Fuel source to oil etc.
It was invented by an Australian man called Joe X who now wants nothing to do with the technology, therefore it is now more appropriate to call it the Water Cell.

It works by running an electrical current through distilled water separated by a number of stainless steel rings, then after charging begins to emit a form of gas derived from zero-point energy, the gas was originally believed to be hydrogen but has since been proven incorrect as the water acts as a catalyst, thus to produce hydrogen it would use up the water.

The Joe Cell is being researched by organisations such as ByronNewEnergy.com and other individuals around the world.

Water is clean, natural, and the way of the future.
"Damn fuel is expensive thesedays!"
"Yeah man, thats true, but it don't effect me anymore, my car runs on water."
"Yeah straight up man, thats cool, how do you do that?"
"The Joe Cell"
by ByronNewEnergy researcher. December 29, 2005
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