farmer candy

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy
by Monkey December 15, 2003
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sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.
doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu
by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006
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eating candy

boyfriend: heyy what are you doing?
girlfriend: eating candy.
by trippyniggaror December 18, 2016
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candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.
-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."
by Hoaxy May 08, 2007
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Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.
"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."
by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009
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Adult Candies

Usually means illegal drugs that resemble candies like xtc
Dude lets pop some adult candies before we go to the party!
by MisterJusty September 23, 2016
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thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy
Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!
by Camper October 14, 2002
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