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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
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Canadian smile

Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.
“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”
by Ejhejehdhwjd March 18, 2022
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Canadian boy

The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.
“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking
Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”
by Milk123711 September 5, 2022
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canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.
Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!
by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023
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Canadian Riot

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Saving the Canadians

Dude, I was saving the canadians last night when my girlfriend walked in on me... It was so embarrassing.
by Oakwood Outlaws June 20, 2011
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Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019
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