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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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Creep Lord

A person who inspires the creepiness of one who is creepy themselves
by MetalRebel June 30, 2017
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Committee-creep

The tendency for the total number of meetings and committees in a business to increase over time without adequate means for removal.
"If they don't stop forming new meetings we'll all be buried from this committee-creep"
by starvingRD January 1, 2015
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Creep

A word used to describe something that is creepy, or makes u feel unsafe.
by CowboyJak December 6, 2024
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Creep

Abraham is a creep
by ShawdyWild May 18, 2018
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Creeping Crevice

When a shirt is low enough to only show the top of her breasts.
Yo this girl has a creeping crevice, I wish that girl had a lower cut t-shirt if you know what I mean eyyy cleavage creeping crevice
by Technomancer<3 October 6, 2016
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Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.
Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death
by Wheelburra May 6, 2021
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