Canadian mitten

When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.

Dude, I totally gave myself a Canadian mitten last night with that girl!

by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019

Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

[Canadian Condo]

A mobile home. Canadian Condo is used as a slight when referring to a mobile home set up as a vacation property in Michigan.

"Will you be spending the Memorial Day weekend at your Canadian condo?"

by The Mad Economist August 2, 2013

canadian misting

When a male is about to urinate on a person and just as you get started you squeeze the tip of your penis, causing pee to spray all over.

Donald Trump enjoys a nice Canadian Misting to the face in the morning from Sean Hannity.

by Deep Throate October 24, 2017

canadian stuffing

When your Canadian friend's mom slaves over a lavish basted Goose roast for all her sons friends (her lovers) then picks a random ass to shove it bulb-deep without washing it.

Yo! Canadian Thanksgiving was wild at the Hiro household. Too bad my ass drew the short straw for the Canadian Stuffing!

by Inglorious Face May 9, 2023

Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone

Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.

by stanley yelnats II April 14, 2023

Canadian Camel

The outline of a camel toe seen through panties due to the overwhelming amount of vaginal secretions when a female is extremely wet and aroused, Stemming from being as wet as the Niagara Falls located in Canada

Yo last night Kat had a Canadian Camel walking around my apartment. She was wet the entire night.

by RaziRaz February 3, 2017