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Boobs

The best think to look at when your bored

Boobs should be normal sized not to big or too small
Dude her boobs are amazing

While me and my girlfriend had amazing sex I looked at her jiggling boobs as she moaned loudly
by Mr_beanitch.com April 10, 2022
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carrot boobs

when instead of drooping naturally, a pair of breasts point outward more than is reasonably expected. This phenomena indicates that the enitre breast--not just the nips--are pointing, seemingly defying Newtonian physics. Causes remain unknown.
My brother-in-law calls my wife "carrot boobs" because her breasts intermittenly poke out like nubby carrots. I hate that douche canoe.
by carrotboobs1278 December 9, 2008
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Man Boobs

Man boobs is when the man is just so fat, you can make out two titty shape on his chest. This is extremely common throughout the US, where recent statistics shows that a shocking 98% of US male (ranging from fetus to corpse, only in the US of course) actually have man boobs.

The term given, by a recent scholar, is "moobs".
Moobs cannot be cured, as it is in all American male's gene to be fat and ridiculous, I am sorry, I cannot help you.

Scientist have speculated that in the future, because so many man in the US have moobs, 98% of the male offspring will be transformed into half male half female, fat, ugly, but with huge titties.
1: BLAH BLAH BLAH.....

2: WHOA! You got Man Boobs? Mooooobs.....

1: Really? Wow, I'm only 6 : )

2: Puberty is awesome.

The example shown, also includes the example of a retarded American, who cannot determine the difference between growing moobs and reaching puberty.
by U MAD? July 19, 2012
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muffin boobs

Muffin boobs is when a girl has boobs that are so defored the look like the top of a muffin.
"Look at that girls muffin boobs!"

"Gloria has some nasty muffin boobs."
by GlideAbove December 16, 2013
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Blue boobs

When a nursing woman's breasts become full of milk and it becomes painful.
Like blue balls but for women
I haven't pumped in awhile, it's so sore I think I have blue boobs
by Inkedphotographer April 22, 2016
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pigeon boobs

When a woman has lop sided, saggy breasts that move back and forth whenever she walks.
Eewwwww dude! That bitch has pigeon boobs!
by Jessfuckinhayorite January 4, 2018
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goose boobs

by charlottecaitlinzz February 7, 2020
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