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British Soldiers

people who should go on home
go on home British Soldiers, go on home. Have you got no fucking homes of your own?
by PhinoFan August 22, 2021
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British Smiley

The British Smiley is added to an insult to allow safe passage for it's utterer. Only works because the sheer pussiness of the British reflects upon the bearer and the receiver of the insult cannot possibly be mad at British people.
by JordanMont July 2, 2006
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british butt wash

The act of washing a butt with tea and a side of pure white sugar (jizz)
by Pesky4 November 30, 2013
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British Rape

Dominating, Amazing, Fast, Strong Intelligent, Caring, Monstrous, beautiful, funny accent, tea drinker, and non American but white English men, or better know as Micheal the Count Bisping
Jorge Rivera lost to Micheal Bisping because of British rape on behalf of Bisping.

British Rape is Dominating the Middle weight division in the UFC
by Miley Cyrus 2.0 March 7, 2011
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British Columbian

An unreliable and lazy-minded person who in its most malignant variation may have a sense of entitlement or arrogance despite not being keen to work very hard. They tend to be "neck down" kind of people, as in they do not exert much brain power and if you try to engage them in an intellectual conversation they will usually lose focus or panic for being out of their element. Swearing and aggressive behavior is odd to them, or getting upset about anything (including social decay, crime, poverty etc.). They tend to be laborers and followers, looking to outsiders for guidance and direction. The Vancouver strain of British Columbian has been known to be more aloof, unfriendly, defensive, and mentally erratic than their counterpart in other parts of the Lower Mainland and beyond. They may claim to be ambitious but usually accomplish little, or acknowledge their failures.
"That guy is not very bright."
"You said it. What is he- British Columbian?"
by BCBornjamessmith777785@yahoo.c December 10, 2012
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cooked to British perfection

Overcooking food to the point where it loses its tastes. Used as an excuse to joke around about being a terrible cook rather than improving or giving up.
"Cooked to British perfection!" my mom would cackle as she served us yet another bland meal.
by Downvoting Victim June 28, 2011
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british position

A position, typical for a luxury vehicle made in the UK, on the back of a tow truck.
My Land Rover blew the motor once again, so it had to assume the British position on the back of the flatbed and was towed to the shop.
by Rover h8tr December 2, 2010
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