the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

Forgetting your bottle

When you're smoking weed with your friends out of a bong and you walk away and someone says "hey you forgot your bottle", and you think he's talking about the bong but it's actually a bottle of soda

"Man that was some good weed, let's go to the minute market for some monster dubs"
"Hey you forgot your bottle"
"Oh shit is he talking about the bong?"
"No I've got it right here, it's just our bottle of soda"
"Oh damn, talk about forgetting your bottle"

by HitMixer420 July 12, 2022

Empty ketchup bottle

When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face.

Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef

by FurryWarlord December 5, 2016

Human Bottle Rocket

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

by Jamscone May 14, 2022

pop bottle glasses

A pair of glasses with lenses as thick as a pop bottle bottom. Without that pair of glasses on the person can only tell if it's night or day.

Dirty Dave is completely blind without his pop bottle glasses on.

by JoeyBomm March 7, 2021

sink cleaner bottle

The funni apple juice that is contained in a bottle

that mom and dad say it's too delicious to drink so they hide it under the sink to have it all for them self

Dad and mom in an argument

Dad: you can't spend 100 dollars on makeup

Mom: and you can't spend 200 dollars pc parts

Little timmy: mommy, dad, i drank the funni juice

from under he sink, can you get me more?

Mom: omg he drank from the sink cleaner bottle!

Dad: get him to the er now!

Little timmy: dies

by 6 nipples man March 3, 2022

Bottle Nosed Titties

A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.

I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!

by ThatTittieGuy November 18, 2013