Turd in a Blender 

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

Turd in a Blender by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013

Mendo Blendo 

A variety of 3 different kinds of outdoor grown marijuana from Mendecino county. Usually the leftover scraps from 3 different strains thrown together to get more money for them all together.

That Berkenstock storm trooper just sold me a pound of Mendo Blendo for 2000 dollars

Mendo Blendo by KeepWalking January 26, 2009

Bland Crapids 

Slang for the city of Grand Rapids. Home of the conservative, dutch, the conservative dutch, hipsters and everyone in between.

See also:

Grand Raggedy
Bland Rapids
Grand Crapids
armpit of the universe

I hate going to Bland Crapids.

Bland Crapids by JenThe80'sFan August 6, 2004

blonde poop 

Poop which contains more corn than actual poop.

Man, I ate 5 corn on the cob at the company picnic and then I had blonde poop for 3 days!

blonde poop by Clizzle December 6, 2005

blondie 

A brownie made with white chocolate or vanilla.

I'm gonna make some pot blondies. Do you want any?

blondie by Jenny S. July 28, 2008

BLONDETOURAGE 

A group of Blonde BAMFs have strong presence whenever appearing together. Whether its 2 or 10, they always make an impression.

Although Blondes are sometimes associated with unintelligence these B²AMFS (Blonde Bad Ass Mother Fuckers) are highly educated career woman who are into making a lot of money for themselves and having fun. They often **blondeside their haters.

The Blondetourage hair color varies from but is not limited to the following:

platinum blonde
strawberry blonde
caramel blonde
ash blonde
dirty blonde
sandy blonde
golden blonde

While many are natural blonde; brunettes and redheads are ALWAYS welcome to join!! Membership is based on approval of the President and V.P.

The BLONDETOURAGE is protected by the BLONDEBRIGADE which consists of a tactical unit (usually not natural blonde) that protect from the haters out there. They also fend off men that are inappropriate. These smart, educated sassy girls are the ones you love to hate.

SEE DEFINITION.

#1 : "Did you see how hot and intelligent that group of girls are. I misjudged Blondes...!! They completely blondesided me..!!"

#2 : " uh yeah its the Blondetourage... B²AMFS no doubt!"

BLONDETOURAGE by BLONDEBRIGADE Chief of Staff December 1, 2009

chemical blonde 

a person who dyes their hair blonde with bleach

She was a chemical blonde, but she grew tired of that color.

chemical blonde by The Return of Light Joker January 2, 2008