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to go to a party, most likely of someone you dont like, sneak into the laundry room, and shit in the dryer, then turn timer to 90 min on high cotton.

to go to a laundymat, throw a freshly pooped in sock into a dryer, insert max amount of quarters and leave.
youve been hit by the blake
the blake by yourstruley November 12, 2007

jordan blake 

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.
Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

BIg daddy blake 

A gay boi that loves nothing more than lil boi butts
BIg daddy blake by makin roaches October 2, 2018

Kaiden Blake 

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.
Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.
Kaiden Blake by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Serious Blake 

I hear Blake is being pretty serious tonight, after all, he is fucking Serious Blake.
Serious Blake by Xeonith October 14, 2008