Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

Badeep

A word used to describe the act of walking whilst feeling cheerful and carefree.

Isabel is walking to get a sweet treat
Isabel: Badeep Badeep Badeep!
Ryan: Izzy is badeeping again

by isabelsbfsgf May 11, 2024

Bladderpissed

Definition: when you are mad and can’t think straight because you have to pee soooo bad. You are bladderpissed. I’ve been there more often than I’d like to admit.

I am so bladderpissed right now, can you pull over.

by Daisies1 June 4, 2024

blades

Good, cool, or great.

Similar to antiquated terms "Sick", "Radical", or "Tubular".

*Person 1 does something cool*

Person 1: "Yo, did you see that?"

Person 2: "That was straight blades!"

by dick shawn airy December 14, 2024

blades

Cool, good, or great.

*Person 1 does a skateboard trick*

Person 2: That was straight blades!

by Richard Shawn Airy December 15, 2024

Blades of Mercy

One of the many weapons available to use in the 2015 videogame Bloodborne, the Blades of Mercy are a short sword. When tricking the weapon (for all weapons in Bloodborne hitting the L1 trigger will "trick" them allowing use of a secondary form) it splits into two smaller short swords. When split you do not have access to your left hand weapon however, you do get a expanded move set that allows you to quickly engage and disengage with opponents. It is primarily wielded by Eileen the Crow a hunter of hunters. To purchase the Blades of Mercy you need the Crow Hunter Badge. There are many ways to get the badge. You can kill Eileen at any stage of her quest or complete her quest and kill The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. Regardless it is a great skill scaling weapon with a quick moveset.

New Bloodborne Player: I'm so excited to beat The Bloody Crow of Cainhurst and get the Blades of Mercy.

Experienced Bloodborne Player: *PTSD intensifies*

by Bloodbornebiggestfan February 14, 2025

bladdermaxing

The process of continuously withholding pee until the bladder physically overfills and forces the user to essentially piss themselves. This piss stream continues until the bladder is no longer overfilled. However, many believe the true essence of bladdermaxing comes from drinking liquid compounded with the bladder being overfilled to create a continuous, never-ending piss stream.

Dude I can smell you! Have you been bladdermaxing?

by I AM NOT Bubbles March 4, 2025