Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Bong biscuit

When you drop a Duce in your homies bong

Todd, if I don’t get my grateful dead grinder back by tomorrow then I’m gonna drop a bong biscuit in your illadelph

by Dr. Professor poopie January 13, 2020

Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

Biscuit Kid

The kid at school who sat in front of you in class. Looks like they’ve slept in their school uniform, still got sleep in their eyes (eye bogies), hair sticking up like they haven’t brushed it in a while and also smells of biscuits, in particular McVities Digestives. Most popular times were the 1980’s.

K***n is a right Biscuit Kid.

by E2ThaDoubleD November 13, 2017

prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.

Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Son of a biscuit

Politely say son of a bitch

You son of a biscuit

by Flamboyant M&M December 23, 2020

Soggy biscuit

1: where two males ejaculate on a biscuit, the last person to bust a nut has to eat the biscuit.

2: a biscuit dipped in liquid

1: bob had to eat my soggy biscuit, he said it tasted good
1: i dropped my biscuit in my tea, it turned into a soggy biscuit

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017