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Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

Golden belt

The 'seal' when one is drinking copious amounts.
Similar to 'breaking the seal'
Have you broken the golden belt yet?
Yeah I've been pissing like a racehorse
by Pissyboy12341 March 9, 2024
mugGet the Golden beltmug.

The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
mugGet the The Belt On The Shelfmug.

TIE BELT

TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved.

it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.

the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.

Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
'i have a black belt!'
'well, master boom has a tie belt, sucker!'
by palaboys November 7, 2012
mugGet the TIE BELTmug.

COVID Belt

when a martial artist levels up a belt due to paying dues during the covid shutdown.
Wow, how did he get promoted to a higher belt during the shut down? oh, that's a COVID belt promotion.
by Dengi August 21, 2021
mugGet the COVID Beltmug.

moschino belt

an ugly belt for an ugly classist gutter rat.
the moschino belt is ugly claude
by thebeltisuglyclaude September 17, 2019
mugGet the moschino beltmug.

small belt buckle

by Luke ham ham September 5, 2016
mugGet the small belt bucklemug.

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