Robbing Bastards

A way to describe Falkirk Council and Scottish Power

Falkirk Council: "geez £270 so a can fill a pothole with coco popps"
Tim: "fuck off ya robbing bastard"

Scottish Power: "We will be increasing the leckie bill from £12,750,000 a week to £750,450,780.
Mahmood: "Cannae dae that a robbing Bastards"

by Okkaomemoibweiososas March 8, 2022

Tired Bastard

A person who lays around all the time and puts no effort into anything, doesn't like to work and relies on there parents to live. These people are usually are around the age of 30 and above and cruise through life.

Stop laying around Geoff and get a job ya " Tired Bastard".
(Tired C#*t)

by Peter Hines November 8, 2012

UnLUCKY Bastard!

A term describing Touma, a no-good guy with a neutering ability or a curse from God that nullifies all non-physical attacks on him.

He unaware that he built a harem with 9,000+ clones, a nun with the Vatican's most forbidden books, 2 Japanese Christian members, Rail Gun, and among others.

Somebody who's an "UnLUCKY Bastard!" shut that sadist boy.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.

That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.

by awarmfastbear April 27, 2019

Hard Bastard

When you take a tequila shot, squirt some lemon juice into your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

"bro, you're way to much of a pussy to do the Hard Bastard"

by Simple-town Representative August 28, 2020

Knuckle-Bastards

Semen discharged from an act of self-gratification, usually left to dribble over the thumb of the active hand.

I was in the bathroom after your mum took a shit, so I thought I'd use that time to fire off some knuckle-bastards.

by FormerSmurf April 7, 2015

Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.

Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.

by Kbobs July 17, 2020