Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.

This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 06, 2020

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carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish February 29, 2016

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Pneumatic Bussy Balloon

When you’re plowing someone in the ass and they rip a huge fart, but the fart goes up your urethra and inflates your bladder rapidly. Typically followed by the elusive Penis Queef.

Dude 1: “Yo I was fucking Damien in the ass the other night and he farted in my dick”
Dude 2: “aw man I’ve always wanted to try a pneumatic bussy balloon”
Dude 3: “None of those words are in the Bible guys….”

by SCREAMING FISH December 31, 2024

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Balloon head

A balloon head is someone with an abnormally large forehead and an abormally small nob. He instantly picks up girls signals when they are, to quote mr balloon, “gagging for it”.

Balloon head is so cocky, which is surprising due to his shrimp cock

by weloveminecraft April 04, 2019

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Balloon-head

1 - Refers to when your mind is filled with too many random things and preoccupations, and your thoughts get incoherent, hence making you a balloon-head. Gets it's sense as being a metaphor for a balloon, which is always full and big, but always filled with nothing.

2 - Can also be used as an insult, in a similar sense to "empty-minded" or "thoughtless".

• I've got such a balloon-head today. Didn't sleep well, and the tests are next weekend.

• She's such a balloon-head. Her boyfriend goes on dates with her brother, and still, she always finds reasons to forgive him.

by bolasgrandes de cuiabá February 24, 2023

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