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blind man's muff

A party game for the very drunk and very knuckleheaded.
1. Several (3 or more) girls lie on the floor/bed naked.
2. The contestant is blindfolded.
3. The contestant then proceeds to eat out each girl's muff.
4. The aim of the game is for the contestant to correctly guess who he/she is licking out by the taste of the clam and/or the squeals of pleasure (or pain in the case of novices) of the muff owners.
John's skill at blind man's muff was totally astounding. Even when completely slaughtered on the best booze and drugs he still managed to guess every accomplice's identity.
by hermaphrodite September 17, 2004
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third eye blind

one of the best bands ever, released two amazing albums in which each song can be listened to for months, weeks, whatever
goooodbyyyyyyeeee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
by grishinka July 24, 2003
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Shit or Go Blind

This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
The running back put such a move on the linebacker he did not know whether to shit or go blind!
by Mr Wod December 1, 2010
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Male Pattern Blindness

Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.
A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
by Evil Ryan February 29, 2008
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reverse Blind Side

From the Netflix series Blockbuster: When a person of color shows a white woman she could do so much more with her life.
“I’m gonna reverse Blind Side you. I'm gonna be the person of color who teaches the pretty white woman she can do more with her life.”
by jonwithnoh November 3, 2022
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third eye blind

a mixture of bad 90s pop sounds with horniness. its quite lovely actually.
semi charmed kind of life is a good song by third eye blind.
by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003
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Blind Man's Bluff

A derivation of "tag" played on a jungle-gym where the person who's "it" is blindfolded and all players are not permitted to touch the ground.
I have a killer bruise on my shin from jumping from the slide to the monkey bars, avoiding the person who was "it" while playing blind man's bluff.
by Juan Pedrohijo February 25, 2009
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