Simon

A squid, Someone who follows little girls around trying to get a date.

Person 1: "Omg you are such a Simon"

Person 2: "Ok, I admit I like little girls

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain January 30, 2024

Simon

Simon is the gayest white monkey on earth

ur a simon

by My_Big_Wrinkly_Brain February 1, 2024

Simon

A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)

Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.

"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.

by idksomeonerelevantlol November 29, 2016

Simon hutsie

Simon Hutsie is an alpha man. He gets all the bitches turned on. Even your mom, and your dad. He also has made a lot of profit in BitCoin and he owns a lot of horses for their semen

hey yo, is that a Simon hutsie? I could never get him

by annabe2e June 15, 2022

Simon

In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".

Have you ever heard about the legend of Simon?

by Legend_hunter November 20, 2021

simone eriksson

The most wonderful person in the world. Every guy wants her and all the girls wants to be here.

Is that a god? No that is Simone Eriksson!

by sissie blondine December 14, 2017

Simon Cowell

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Simon Cowell is ❌

by iminhellplshelpahhh March 15, 2025