Alyssa is the ugliest sluttiest bitch you will ever meet. Don’t trust her no one likes Alyssa she is a fat whore
Person 1: ew it’s Alyssa
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
by Chase matu April 29, 2020
by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020
QThe best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to have
her and dont lose her
her and dont lose her
by Kvng.Jordy July 19, 2019
The best girl you could possibly ever meet in your life. She is very sexy and she is very caring and she is the kindest person ever. She is very loving. You would never want to lose Alyssa. She is the best person in the whole wide world. If you have an Alyssa in your life than consider yourself very lucky to jag her and dont lose her
by Kvng.Jordy July 19, 2019
Alyssa is the girl with the pretty blonde hair and light blue eyes, the perfect body and the most contagious smile. even though she may have an attitude, you can ALWAYS count on her to come through. the boys fall head over heels for her and the girls cant do anything but stare.
boy 1: god alyssa is so fine
boy 2: ikr, shes mine though backoff
girl 1: she really isnt all that guys
boy 2: ikr, shes mine though backoff
girl 1: she really isnt all that guys
by allysauruasrex September 22, 2021
Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.
by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020
A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.
by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021