Alyssa Perez

she has really bad taste in men but shes very hot and I wanna do yummy things to her

" Alyssa Perez really likes that stinky bum white boy?"

32: " danm is that Alyssa Perez? I wanna hit."

by rebeccarose January 20, 2024

Alyssa walters

Alyssa walters was my bestfriend or as we would say befristend she battles problems but would always make sure i was happy she was one of the few people i could tell anything too she gave great hugs and advice i miss her i wish i didnt mess up and we would still be friends when i was around her all my problems went away i miss her so much

Alyssa walters my ex befristend i really hope shes doing okay i miss her

by Deadhuman34 January 22, 2024

Alyssa

Someone who is usually short and says they are tall. A manipulative, gaslighting, person who is also a terrible mother. She likes to project, meaning she will project her negative feelings onto you.

Girl 1: "she's such an Alyssa, she always is trying to manipulate me!"

Girl 2: "I know right!"

by Alyssatraitor January 30, 2024

Alyssa

A confident girl who is able to get across her points. She i able to multitask and balance work and life. She is a very friendly individual and always ready to help. Alyssa has a smile that lights up the whole room.

A: Where’s Alyssa?
B: Why do you miss her smile?
A: Yeah.. Kinda

by foodluv17 February 3, 2024

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023

Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS

Alyssa is a name guys.

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

Alyssa

A girl who gives the most toe curling head she will have you gripping the sheets, your lungs about to collapse, your stomach sinking in, your throat closing up she will have you screaming so loud everyone hears it AND she swallows never spits and still goes crazy on it even after you've came so get yourself a alyssa if you want the best head ever

"hey man...i heard you screaming last night are you good?"

"MANNNN i just got the best head of my life from this bitch named alyssa it was crazyyyy i came 10 times and she ain't stop not once"

by nastypussygots2go May 4, 2023