Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Mr Allison

Mr Allison is a teacher who doesn’t care if you fail triple science or not. He tries to explain the lesson, but all he does is waffle about the shit we already know and skip over what we don’t. Never comes prepared to lesson, so he uses powerpoints from google, from 10 years ago. He also doesn’t know when to put a limit to homework.

Student 1: Mr Allison is gonna make me fail triple science
Student 2: Everyone’s gonna fail, let’s be honest here

by TooMuchHomework November 10, 2019

The Alison Staples

when your eating a girl out and she pisses in your mouth

I was eating this girl out last night and she did The Alison Staples

by ooddolwn April 19, 2020

Cole Alison

The nicest coolest person you’ll ever meet. :) and I mean ever. He has a Chic-Fil-A but it’s relatable lmao. He has the cutest little brothers and used to post thirst traps but we don’t talk about that...-Carli Ceretti :)

Cole Alison is amazing at hockey and cooks eggs on his side walk

by anonymous October 25, 2020

Licorice Allsorts

(slang) A person of 'indisciminate race/ ethnicity', particularly found in the US today, hence the term 'Licorice Allsorts'

Look at the woman over there, she's a 'licorice allsorts'

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Alli (Allison)

Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.

Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What

by sonicthegayhedgehog May 10, 2022

jessica allsop

normally a total twat. name is slop but they wont admit it.

jessica allsop is a mong

by Jessica Allsop December 7, 2023