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Alabama Cavefish

A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
Jim was arrested soon after giving his girfriend an Alabama Cavefish.
by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011
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alabama handfull

a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
Joe: hey can i borrow some gum
jon: sure man, just grab an alabama handfull
by j19siz February 4, 2010
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Alabama Blunt

The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
"You know how to roll kid?"

"No..."

"We'll just have to use an alabama blunt then."
by J4Politz November 18, 2009
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Alabama-Weird

weird people in alabama who worry too much about being culturally sensitive, love inspirational quotes and love the kid president videos.
Alabama-Weird, alabamians are a special kind of out of it.
by alabamaisweird November 12, 2013
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Alabama Splash

When so much cum goes into an asshole the penis splashes it getting it everywhere possibly impregnating a woman.
Dude last the anal last night was sick it was an Alabama Splash.
by thatguyyyyyyyyyy February 23, 2015
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Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
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Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.
Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.
by LnD123 August 28, 2018
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