A sexual maneuver in which a man inserts his penis into a dead (preferably) fish and procedes to engage in missionary sex (leading with the tail fin) with a female partner.
by TroglodyteTroglobite April 24, 2011
Get the Alabama Cavefish mug.The action of chopping the penis off of a man, then making a small incision in the urinary tract, removing all contents. Next step is to place weed in the urinary tract, light it, sew it back up, then smoke it up.
by J4Politz November 18, 2009
Get the Alabama Blunt mug.a term refering to the number 6. the same way that a handfull refers to 5 of something. however in the case of an alabama handfull it means 6. like the amount of fingers on an alabama native's hand
by j19siz February 4, 2010
Get the alabama handfull mug.When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.
by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023
Get the Alabama Filipina mug.When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face
“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”
by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018
Get the Alabama slimer mug.An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!
by Innbread October 2, 2019
Get the Alabama Pie mug.When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.
I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.
by MartonB April 3, 2022
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