age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.

Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

aged arby’s

When a man chops off his beloved one's vaginal flaps. Then put it a a mud patty bun (dehydrated shit patty) covers the meat with a mix of vaginal discharge and cum for a delectable sauce.

It is used when one has a craving for some “aged arby’s”(a homeade meal made from scratch). She was in pain while being the main ingredient!

by Toe bandit December 4, 2024

From age baby

Being in on a trend or fad well before it was popular or hit the mainstream

Are you into John Mayer?

Yeah, from age baby!!

by INCYCShow March 8, 2022

Age Regression

They're sometimes adults that are dealing with trauma. And sometimes they're just pedophiles.

Person 1: What the fuck is this?
Person 2: It's called age regression.
Person 1: The fuck..? It sounds like something a pedo would use to excuse them trying to fuck a minor.

by the fucking retarded sperm August 11, 2024

.9.in Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.in Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

.9.in Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 18, 2025

Schrödinger's Legal Age

Schrödinger's Legal Age: When a young woman (18-29) is seen as either a child or an adult depending on the age of her male partner. If she is dating a man her own age, she's an adult. If the man is 30+, she is a child and he is a pedophile despite the woman being of legal age. Does not apply to lesbian relationships.

This practice is usually invoked by 30+ women who used to date older men when they were young, but resent those same men for overlooking them now that they are no longer 18-29.

A woman: Leonardo DiCaprio is a pedophile for dating a 22 year old woman!!!
A Man: Are you suggesting that a 22 year old woman is a child? Sounds like a case of Schrödinger's Legal Age.

by Jolly Jay June 9, 2024

Act your age accordingly

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.

When you are not at home act your age accordingly.

by r108 May 24, 2025