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Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
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Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed
Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂
by Tralalaa November 22, 2021
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Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.
"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"
by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021
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Nick jonas

by bagelgun June 3, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.
Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!
by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021
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Jona

That bitch fine af knows how such. She really dumb and hot thats why everyone wants her exept that one guy she obsessed but atleast she got hoes
Jona is dumbasshoe
by User280601 November 20, 2021
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Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick
by Michichet August 13, 2020
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