PiCK uP GaME

a pick up game, is when you talk to a girl who you have no thoughts of getting with, or if you do but not going out with her. just to keep your game up to stats. cause your picking your game up.

dude i played a pick up game last night on emily.

dude i herd your pick up game with ashely was class a.

by rb26dettgt45 July 17, 2009

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

a cotton picking minute

1. a time of hardship
2. an expression used by odl white people
3. 400 years long

1. "damn yo this work is lasting a cotton picking minute home"
2. "wait a cotton picking minute young mister"
3. simple black man:"damn they was cotton picking for a minute"
educated black man: "abtou 400 somthing years to be exact"

by yello September 25, 2006

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014

pick-up soccer

A casual game of soccer that can emerge anywhere, at any time, or that can be planned in advance by an organizer. There are no coaches, and it is not part of a league.

I miss playing pickup soccer. I don't have time to join a league. I'm going to find a pick-up soccer game on the OpenSports App at www.opensports.ca

by SportsOpen March 22, 2017

Bad Draft Pick

where all your friends pick the good looking girls, and your left with the only unnattractive one.

(For instance, steve you just got a Bad Draft Pick man.)

by Smills December 3, 2011

Pick Me Girl

A girl who is the opposite of the Imposter Syndrome Girl.

A Pick Me Girl feels no need to self-sabotage when blessings come her way. She is full of gratitude. She sees the excitement and beauty in each situation in life. And is not afraid to be selfish for such exciting and beautiful things.

Childlike, bold, go-getting, and full of self-love, she gleefully squeals “Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!” Over and over again

That is why she is called a Pick Me Girl

July 31 - It is Maria’s 5th birthday party. Her and her 5 friends are sitting on the living room carpet - Maria, Stephanie, Alyssa, Doug, Jack, Lindsey.
Maria’s mother ties a pastel blue balloon animal in the shape of a dog.
Maria’s mother: “Who wants this one—-?”
Stephanie: “Pick meeeeeEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Maria’s mother: “oh Stephanie! You are such a Pick Me girl!”

Example 2:

Karina: “Hey Julie, I have my first client as a Psychedelic Guide on Tuesday. I’m feeling imposter syndrome”
Julie: “it’s normal to feel this way. Just remember the phrase Pick Me Girl.”
Karina: “Oh yeah!!!”

by Steph-Steph December 26, 2022