WTF noob!

This is what you say when a noob uses a dumb tactic or weapon, or they say/do something dumb.

Noob: lawlz 1 g0t a hedshot!!!!!~~

Person: WTF Noob!

by duh13 June 9, 2009

noob dogged

The act of trolling players in a competitive game. Named after the niche internet celebrity Noob Dog, CSGO players primarily use this term.

Duuudee! Orange on our team just noob dogged us!

by pierry February 3, 2022

noob dog

Funny csgo cheater/griefer.

noob dog: -gets teammate to kill him-
noob dog: DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by HahaEcksDee October 1, 2020

greasy noob

A level of noob which implies the player has been playing for a reasonable amount of time but still is quite horrible at the game.
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb

master chief: "wow this team death match is filled with greasy noobs"

by saladprinter January 15, 2009

noob army

a new fan of the kpop group BTS, usually under the age of 15. very annoying, whiney and cringey. the type of person to comment things like “ARMYYY” all over youtube comments. older, sane bts fans hate them.

EXAMPLE 1:

person with a jungkook profile picture, commenting on a random youtube video: I love this youtube video about makeup! :)

noob army: Omg! ARMYYYY! BTS army is everywhere!!! WHAT IS UR FAV BTS SONG? SARANGAHEY!

EXAMPLE 2:
person: i don’t really like BTS

noob army: YOU SHOULD LOVE YOURSELF. BTS IS BETTER THAN THE BEATLES AND YOU SHOULD STOP BEING A HATER AND AN ANTI! SUGA IS SO GONNA MAKE A DISS TRACK ABOUT YOU!!

by johntenzen September 26, 2018

noob tube

A common name for any Grenade laucher attachment that can be used by Assault class infantry in Battlefield 2. an effective weapon used at long range, is often used at close range as unintended by EA/DICE, and is nerfed in v1.2 patch

omfg 5th time this round that bunny hopping idiot with the noob tube got me!!?

by ApocD July 31, 2008

neo-noob

A neo-noob is a person in this modern time that has the ability to learn more about a computer, yet doesn't because he/she is too damn lazy. They tend to ask other people the simplist questions about computers and forget it as soon as someone fixes their computer.

A thirty year old friend called me asking how to renew his IP address, and I dubbed him a neo-oob.

by Yesh October 18, 2004