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Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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by beareofke, June 6, 2022
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Gary Glitter

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter
1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.
by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020
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Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025
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Gary

noun
a large number of Cunts gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way.
"There’s a Gary of Cunts gathered in the street outside"

verb
(of a number of Cunts) fill (a space) almost completely, leaving little or no room for movement.
"the dance floor was crowded with a Gary of Cunts”
“I left the party because the usual Gary of Cunts turned up after closing time
by Gingerbreadandy November 18, 2025
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When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)
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