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Gary

A person acting immature for their age and like a prat, idiot, moron or being generally stupid
Stop being such a Gary, it’s so immature
by Spider-Man-91 December 11, 2024
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Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.
"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.
by The Potster May 5, 2018
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Gary Glitter

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter
1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.
by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020
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Gary

Has a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery smooth brain and can be autistic sometimes
"Gary is a smooth brian"
by Lemon Stollen February 10, 2025
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Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.
Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.
by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011
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Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.
Well, I’m so in love with Gary.
by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021
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gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput
It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!
by daddy-ted June 13, 2020
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