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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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trail one off

to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
I had Jalapeño's in my sandwiches for lunch; time to trail one off before the fog gets too thick
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
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One time

To spark someone out, or one shot them
God damn Mike Tyson one timed that guy, he ain't getting back ip
by Yeefkeeg November 19, 2022
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went into one

when one losses his or her temper
Hayley went into one when she heard that Nikki was seeing her ex-boyfriend Steve
by zizabelle January 2, 2011
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as eaasy as one plus one

That question was as eaasy as one plus one.
by Great Boii September 8, 2023
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Hole In One

During sex, insert one testicle into the anal cavity of your partner.
Her butt was so loose I pulled a hole in one on her!
by Cap'n b00ty May 10, 2018
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