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Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020
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Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out
Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real
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come also sounds like

its a white liquid thats like gel and it comes out of your viginia males also have it but less than female and its what causes a female to be pregnant you in lemons when they say hot seedmeaning sex for no reason
male: omg what is this?
Female it is my come also sounds like
by anonymous December 15, 2020
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Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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Lazar-like

To do or say something EXTREMELY fuckin dumb or annoying
John - "I'm gOwOnna stab yUwUo~"

Tim - "God you sound so Lazar-like right now."
by SadFemboy February 6, 2025
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