To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
Get the stood one upmug. by SCTEX123 April 23, 2021
Get the the onemug. After talking about a store in the mall, John tells Kim, "let's go to the one-one."
When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."
In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
When referencing a girl that share mutual friends, Kim tells John, "the one-one was looking good tonight."
In correspondence to beer brands as they drive to the liquor store, John tells Kim, I should pick up the one-one.
by JC Robot December 1, 2010
Get the The One-Onemug. by SafetyRey December 4, 2020
Get the A one waymug. You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol
by xoxoifm March 26, 2019
Get the doing it for a real onemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the I Have One Questions...Do You Fuck Yourself To Sleepmug. to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
Get the trail one offmug.