I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

One of those kids

Henry Wooster

“Oh you’re one of those kids”

by notoneofthosekids November 09, 2019

That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.

Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...

by Murder_is_okay April 03, 2020

do one's song

(verb) to keep saying something untrue or annoying, or something that's been said many times.

He did nada but doin' his old song "I didn't rip off yo ride!".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020

pogging one out

another term for masturbating

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"

by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025