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glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.
"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-
by defined-ignition April 7, 2022
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bag

Can mean lots of different things in the 'hood, depending on context. Generally speaking, it means to gain access to something that was previously off limits to you. Here are two examples:

1. to steal something, i.e. acquire something illegally
2. to acquire access to a female's contact information, and ultimately have sex with her
1. Bruh, I just bagged me a PS5 - some lick left his whip unlocked!
2. I just bagged that ho's digits, gonna git with her later tonight!
by GoGovs February 15, 2024
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Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person
by benjaplop December 18, 2012
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wawa bag

hey pass me the wawa bag
by 1234_cyan1 March 31, 2022
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Bag

Someone who carries a lot of weight, mentally or physically.
"Shut up, you bag!"

" Look at that old decrepit bag, I give her 2 days."
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hoe bag

casey called your mother a “hoe bag”
by ally.commmmmm July 5, 2022
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Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant
Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present
by Mezanene September 25, 2021
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