Short Shit

a cross between a midget and an asshole,mostly meaning a poor excuse for an italian,enjoys going tanning,lifting and thinking hes better then everyone...also doin stuff with his ass pirate mike,and last but probably the most important getting a piercing just like chris cuz he knows hes the man with that fake shit in his ear

Laaaaaadies, do u think i look and act like a SHORT SHIT

by kevin pizlori January 19, 2008

shit fist

One who masturbates into thier hand, which is full of feces.

you: hey bitch!
me: hey shitfist

by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

fuckass shit

niceback

teenfun

by jorg June 20, 2003

Business Shit

When two people need to take a shit at the same time. The first person takes a shit in the normal fashion, the second person sits on the first's lap, facing them, and shits in between the first person's legs.

Used only in circumstances where both people are in a hurry. By no means has any sexual connotation.

"Holy Shit, David, I really need to take a shit!"
"Dammit, Logan, I gotta shit too!"
"I guess we're just gonna have to business shit it up..."
"I gotta shit so bad, that's fine with me."

by Hugh G Wreksion July 25, 2009

SHIT POT

a whole fuck'n lota some thing (ie money,girls, weight,height,widith

That trucks weight is a whole shit pot load. That mother f'er has a whole shit pot of girls.

by mk&jl January 7, 2007

shit face

the state of being so fucking ugly, no one looks at you and you break your bathroom mirror every time you look into it

Johnathan's mirror broke while brushing his hair because he is a shit face

by Gobama! December 30, 2008

shit pusher

sum1 usually a faggit who rappes someone via pie hole.

jeff da maori is a shit pusher

by jeff December 9, 2004