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PMS Pussy 

Condition of a vagina during a woman's period. This can range from extra moist to completely out of action.
Wife to husband: you can bang me but I have a PMS pussy, it's all you.

Husband: ok, I give it a shot, thanks for the notification
PMS Pussy by The Swaffle King October 7, 2014

fudge pussy 

"Man yo dick stank"
"Ya I fudge pussyed last night"
fudge pussy by Mark the Alien December 5, 2014

Trombone Pussy 

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.
Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

dairy pussy 

When one takes "eating the booty like groceries " top seriously and puts milk and cereal into ones butt crack and ears it with a spoon.
My boyfriend is so dumb. He gave me a dairy Pussy.
dairy pussy by señor snatch March 16, 2015

Mocha Pussy 

The packages of Hot Coco mix with the top cut off and a person licking the powder.
Dude i saw him eating mocha pussy today
Really? That's a little weird
Mocha Pussy by Queen.Wish March 29, 2015

Parachute Pussy

When you have not got laid in so long you're ready to make a booty call to someone you normally wouldn't have sex with but it's better than a hooker.
Bro, I broke down and pulled the ripcord on my Parachute Pussy last night. It's been so long I almost went to the Rub and Tug.