suck me dick u bitch

when ur fucking as high as fuck, and u want ur dick sucked by ur girlfriend

"hey, suck me dick u bitch"

by supbitches666 September 19, 2019

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You just gave me cancer

The phrase you tell to a person when something about what they did or said tortured the very fiber of your being to such an extent that you felt like you just got cancer, but wanted to bring that fact to light in a chill, joking, almost passive-aggressive fashion.

Friend: I think I'm going to buy a scooter. I spend too much time walking and it would make me more productive.
Me: Cool bro, there's just one problem... You just gave me cancer.

by That-Just-Gave-Me-Cancer September 9, 2019

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Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

by Horse head April 17, 2017

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let me suck yo dick

To give a guy oral sex
To desire to give a guy oral sex

To place your mouth on a guy's genital area

Him: Wassup what you tryna do
Me: (texts) let me suck yo dick

by BestHeadGiver1 June 23, 2021

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come on fuck me emo boy

bruh wtf

TW!! (yes this is me actually venting!):So one time i was on discord and I was making memes and somehow some mf just came in, screamed COME ON FUCK ME EMO BOY and sent illegal images.

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 9, 2021

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