Aching to get Boned

A term used to describe a horny individual (usually female)

Janet has been texting me non-stop, she's aching to get boned

by Steve Horbachuk1 May 22, 2015

Pulling my bones

When someone tries to get you to believe their obvious lie

You're pulling my bones mate

by Haz431 April 22, 2016

walk out boner

A boner a guy or girl gets that can be solved without masterbation. Like stretching, walking, or running.

Man I got a walk out boner right now. 9th inning stretch here we come.

by Jack Fr0st July 13, 2016

Ball juggling boner

The act of sexual desire to the ball region, leaving the man with a hard on.

"hey you want a ball juggling boner experience, I'm the best in town."

by Assfucker123 December 4, 2016

peek-a-boner

The unexplainable boner that appears randomly throughout the day for no apparent reason.

*guy fidgeting in his seat*
Friend: Dude are you ok?
Guy: Ya. This freaking peek-a-boner is just pissing me off.

by James Robert December 14, 2016

The Last Boner

An award-winning novel with 14 weeks on the New York Times Bestseller List, The Last Boner delves into the protagonist's inability to "free his willy from the shackles of desolation and dust." The visionary author, Garrett Charms took inspiration from moments from his life to write this novel. He especially drew inspiration from his Summer of 2016 in which he confessed in an interview with TIME magazine that "my spaghetti noodle, whenever I looked at it, made me sad."

Have your read The Last Boner? It's so good! It's a really HARD read.

by ChettCactus April 24, 2017

the rusty boneyard

Anus

The rusty boneyard -"I wonder if she gives tours of the rusty boneyard."

by Rigsey June 24, 2017