butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.
"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.
by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024
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Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.
Ian is a Butt Pirate
by ricochetcrazyeyes March 28, 2011
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Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.
Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
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Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.
OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!
by That Btch September 27, 2022
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Butt Pirate

a mixed shot consisting of Butterscotch Liquer (butt) and Captain Morgans Rum (Pirate). Usually served cold after shaken over ice...unless you like hot butt pirates that is.
Guy1: Hey barkeep...2 butt pirates please
barkeep: coming right up...you want em hot or cold?
Guy1: Shake them bitches up...we dont do warm shots!
by Hot_Carl March 25, 2010
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Butt pirate

A person who grabs ass and runs away, much like a pirate with booty.
Geez Josh, you're such a butt pirate tonight.
by I'm not a whore August 29, 2010
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butt pirate

Someone who goes full sail at the sight of booty. Can be used as straight or gay, depending on context.
Jimmy is such a butt pirate! He's always gazing onto football players.
by somedude149 May 28, 2014
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