douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014

alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face

Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.

by Butthut May 27, 2016

Douche bag

1. A tool for vaginal cleaning and hygiene
2. A slang word for an ignorant, arrogant, impolite or selfish person

Thomas Edison is a Douche bag

by benjaplop December 18, 2012

kitty-litter-bag

To hit someone with a bag of scooped kitty litter.

I just kitty-litter-bagged my hand when I was throwing the kitty litter into the garbage.

by the food ho August 11, 2012

Fart Bags

Butt cheeks

Tonya's kind of fugly, but I'll have to say she does have a nice set of fart bags.

by footballfan20852 December 9, 2023

das-bag

a person that it fat and annoying or a person that copys everything u say and do

joe shut up u r being a das-bag

by cheeze7247 August 7, 2011

Bag

In your feelings.
Upset.
Sad.
Mad.
Basically negative feelings.

Example: Shellys boyfriend broke up with her and she is at home moping and sad her best friend comes over and says,"Girl get out your bag you'll get over him"

by _.Iza._ September 24, 2018