bag

A situation or scenario that is important to the subject. To be "secured"

"Wow, going to Starbucks is a great bag"

by kippythetrout April 17, 2017

Bag baby

A baby born only because of child support insuring the mother gets a bag

Your nothing but a dirty bag baby

by Servanteous December 28, 2018

Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.

So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!

by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010

video bag

Someone who is not only a hardcore video gamer, but a complete douche bag- especially while playing.

I thought Mike was going to the bars with us

No- he's a video bag.

by a wet wompy March 30, 2011

Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present

by Mezanene September 25, 2021

Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

the sexual act of when 2 partners perform the 69 position, and when partner on top defecates on the bottom partner’s face

Sorry Brendan, i’ll be late tonight, i have to have another shower as the missus just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag

by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021

jump in the bag

kys

Let's all jump in the bag after school.

by Liam Knoeppfler May 18, 2016