Unless he went back to the South pole, there's already been a Black Santa Claus before now, and it hasn't been remarkable news. Black Santa Claus was the Santa Claus that got shit done a few years ago, but with the Derek Chauvin versus George Floyd and similar incidents, Black Santa Claus might have said Fuck Christmas Nobody Acted Right last year (2020). By now Black Jesus and Black Santa Claus aren't new, 50 years ago their existence might have been shocking some people.
Black Santa Claus made it to TV a few years ago, but it seemed like people forgot about Christmas and any version of Santa Claus last year. Lotsf Cristians who celebrate Christmas are black, so t would only make sense that the one bringing them presents was Black Santa Claus. It would make more sense for Black Jesus to be the one to save their soul, not a guy that looks like the one that kneeled on their neck for almost 10 minutes. That guy looks more like the antichrist to them than Jesus.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
Get the Black Santa Clausmug. Certainly not something thin, or lacking in thickness whatsoever. Comparative to the physical solidness of a black woman.
Yo, tonight was a slow night at work, the type that makes me crave a THICK joint. No not some average thick, I’m talkin black girl thick homie. Smoke up somethin righteous and smooth at the same time.
by WeKnow_1234 September 18, 2023
Get the black girl thickmug. by kkksupreme June 18, 2019
Get the Mostly Canadian black bearmug. Killing, stealing, robbing, raping, acting degenerate, loud and obnoxious. Ruining neighbourhoods, cities, and then countries with destructive behaviour
by fatigued citizen April 21, 2025
Get the black culturemug. A black vacationer is someone who is not black who uses black culture for a while and then goes back to being white. For example, Post Malone and Katy Perry were both black vacationers who made rap music for a while and then went back to doing white people pop and country.
by 10piecechknmcnggr September 18, 2025
Get the Black Vacationermug. by MKSUC October 13, 2019
Get the Black Jackmug. Basically….
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by- yuu
Ig: @idv__yuu
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by- yuu
Ig: @idv__yuu
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
Get the how to play black jack idvmug.