to get up from one's chair and walk around with the express purpose of letting a fart rip. This has a few benefits; (1) the smell cannot be easily attributed to the emitter (2) the smell will distribute across a wider area, and dissipate more quickly (3) one's own work area will not become a miasma of the stench of one's own arse (4) it could even be coupled with a quick trip to The Gent's for a hasty kiss from Neptune herself.
by Clackervalve March 29, 2022
Get the trail one offmug. a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2015
Get the kiss me baby one more timemug. To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’
by mrbruceman December 13, 2022
Get the stood one upmug. When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
Get the In one eye out the othermug. by Mcmcmcmcdaddy2.0 August 10, 2021
Get the Turn one onmug. one direction is a british-irish boyband who were and still are the biggest band on the planet.
they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.
they are currently on a "18 month" hiatus which turned into more than 5 years.
non-directioner: whats one direction? why are you so obbsessed
directioner: the best band on planet.
directioner: the best band on planet.
by 94SWINDOWSILL January 19, 2021
Get the One directionmug. the act of cumming, shitting, pissing, throwing up, ejecting puss, cleaning out earwax, crying and bleeding all at once. releasing every bodily fluid possible
by dick fondler April 4, 2024
Get the 8 in onemug.