When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.
(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
Dude: "Please don't kill me!"
Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"
Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
(dude starts peeing like a baby)
by joe995 July 18, 2023

me fighting somone: 🙂
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
they do the balkan jerk: 💀
meh friend from ohio: english or spanish
sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?
logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.
(end me)
guy1: hey
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know
by ligmasigma October 18, 2024

by SadFemboy February 6, 2025
