Baby breakup

Two 6 year olds breaking up because of a misunderstanding caused by a barbie comb.

That was a baby breakup

by #1bleh February 12, 2017

baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017

Baby Dose

A very small dose of a drug.
Usually used by people who claim that they stopped using the spoken drug.

Nah bitch I stopped doing coke, I mean I do a baby dose once in a while but it's just for a taste.

by DixonKill February 24, 2017

baby elastic

Condom for small penises

"That boys thang was so small I had to whip out the baby elastic!"

by Kouryuu February 26, 2017

baby beer

Excess weight around the belly area, often caused by sustained beer drinking over time. Typically male.

"Hey John, want to grab a beer and movie today?"
"No dude. Me and my baby beer are taking a break from all that."

by chocolatesoldier March 7, 2017

baby slide

when a girls pussy so tight it feels like your fucking an infant

bitch that baby slide got me busting in seconds

by Boofdude420 March 8, 2017

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017