annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED

(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019

Ur Dog A Cat

the only four words stronger than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny combined. you will literally enhale dog/cat hair if you hear these four words.

Bobby: Ur mom gay
Billy: *breaks arm*
Billy: Ur dad lesbian
Bobby:*concussion*
Bobby: Ur granny tranny
Billy:*goes blind*
Billy: UR DOG A CAT
Bobby:*ruptures scrotum and implodes into a bong and the sun explodes*

by UMGUDLUGTUDF May 23, 2018

as GPS as dog

navigating difficulte situtions with ease

Even when the meeting turned chaotic, Jenna stayed calm and found a solution — she was as GPS as dog, guiding everyone through the mess without breaking a sweat.

by nelyakag April 27, 2025

Raw dogging

The act of going about life without the use of smart phones, social media, or other forms of internet-driven computer technology for a period of time.

My phone plan expired, so I'm gonna be raw dogging it for a while.

I might get a flip phone and just raw dog life.

I tried raw dogging to see how long I'd last - I made it 6 days!

by ktrlln May 8, 2025

Toledo Chili Dog

When you defecate on a woman's chest then have sex with her breasts

Brandon ate some Rudy's then gave a random chick a Toledo Chili Dog

by B Random419 April 29, 2022

The dogs

The fat rolls on the back of someone’s neck

“Did you see the dogs pooping out at school today”
“Yeah, they were huge”

by Ogre9000 December 12, 2019

dog drool

when you accidentally nut on dark colored clothing

“Oh yeah mom, that’s just dog drool.”

by arcadesilence August 24, 2021