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Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.
My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.
by buttdavehead May 1, 2014
mugGet the Texas Brown Bagmug.

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.
Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.
by goblyn79 November 25, 2015
mugGet the blueche bagmug.

man amongst a bag of dicks

A true man who shines among a group of immature, forever adolescent jerks.
Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
mugGet the man amongst a bag of dicksmug.

douche bag

by victimofshittyguys May 27, 2022
mugGet the douche bagmug.

Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!
This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag
by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021
mugGet the Scum bagmug.

In your bag

Damnnn boy you in your bag
by Yourdad235789 September 26, 2021
mugGet the In your bagmug.

Douche Bag

A man who is douchey

"Look at Zach he is a douchebag"
by courtneyvinal February 12, 2010
mugGet the Douche Bagmug.

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