One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 23, 2021
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One Man Human Centipede

A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
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one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.
While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.
by Mythattak May 22, 2017
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When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one
by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025
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Jack in one

Jackson loves his hole parred into. Golf is his sport. Punctured by the first shot.
I just got a jack in one and it was amazing!
by Jacksueylolsi December 20, 2021
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Well-known quote by Socrates
"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates
by Pee Pee McAss October 05, 2020
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kick the one

You Have To Fight Me, A One On One Fight
Sarah Was Talking Shit So I Told Her Kick The One With Me
by Tmackkkk November 30, 2018
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