Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real

by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020

Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

I feel like an Alexa

It’s when two or more people are having a conversation and you don’t understand anything they said.

- Yeah i think it was really great!
- Guys, what are you talking about? I feel like an Alexa right now.

by Biggienuts333 November 12, 2023

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 18, 2023

mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

me fighting somone: 🙂

they do the balkan jerk: 💀

meh friend from ohio: english or spanish

sussy case oh: CAN I GET A HOOOO YEAAAH?

logan paul: i like my cheese drippy bruh.

(end me)

guy1: hey

guy2: mango mango + talk tuah + skibidi stare + i like my cheese drippy bruh+ balkan jerkmate servers = those who know

by ligmasigma October 18, 2024

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021